Introducing Our New Shill Page!

Do you like cool shit? Do you like cool shit that you can wear? Do you like cool shit that you can’t wear?

Well, mighty fuck, you’re in luck!

Introducing our new “Shill” page, where my crazy mongoloids and I can huck our wares for you all to buy because some of us don’t wanna entertain the notion of sleeping on the sidewalk!

Feel free to peruse our wares and throw money over our bodies as we gyrate and moan lasciviously for your artistic pleasure. Yes, oh yes, right there. Oh, baby. Don’t stop. I’m almost ther-

So what are you waiting for? That disposable income ain’t gonna dispose of itself!

The Ensuing Smut-fest Begins….

The christening of this site can easily be likened not to sacrificing a good bottle of champagne at a ceremonial ship launch, but instead wasting a good bottle of champagne by chucking it at a permanent trailer-park residence. Because if you’re gonna shill out for quality booze, you most certainly don’t waste it on the drivel. And thus, we are the drivel.

This is a collaborative endeavor amongst a group of friends (read: shit-posters) who need a place to let loose and regurgitate their mundane-ness upon the world at large. Get an umbrella, that’s not rain.