We are a band of merry shit-posters. This blog may sit well with you if you have an appreciation for just the sort of spew that can only come from absolute nobodies. If it doesn’t sit well with you, prepare to taste your lunch again.
Mack Van Lobster: An intrepid mongoloid and Kurt Cobain look-alike on his best days.
Epic Businessman: Our floor-sleeping Editor-in-Chief.
Sugoi Nanking Desu: Even amongst a group of wild cards, you still have even wilder cards.
Funky Mannequin: His funkiness knows no bounds.
Jolly Oswald: Has the most glorious scowl.